The Wallpapers of my Mind

This is just my random blog of rants, raves and nerdyness. I would like to start a cohesive blog one day, but I'm bad at that.


Reblogged from zakeno
zakeno:

Happy 25th, Mother, you fabulous game series, you!

zakeno:

Happy 25th, Mother, you fabulous game series, you!

(via smellestine)

Reblogged from patrickkingart

deducecanoe:

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

Lol

(Source: patrickkingart, via cookingbaconshirtless)

Reblogged from fozmeadows
Reblogged from cliffpantones

(Source: cliffpantones, via sarriane)

Reblogged from kvotheunkvothe

Sleep?

kvotheunkvothe:

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[Hyperbole and a Half]

My day off is tomorrow!

Reblogged from shingeki-no-unicorns
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Reblogged from moretoonsgifs
adventuresinlearning:

breenaisawalrus:

Tina is bae.

How I love Tina! Bob’s Burger needs more memes!

adventuresinlearning:

breenaisawalrus:

Tina is bae.

How I love Tina! Bob’s Burger needs more memes!

(Source: moretoonsgifs)

Reblogged from sassykardashian

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via iammadalyn)

Reblogged from mademoisellemigraine

mademoisellemigraine:

This is the outfit I am planning on wearing to the Panic! at the Disco concert in a couple of days. As if I need an excuse to wear my Marvel Comics Corset and Red Petty Pants. 

OMG. I LOVE IT. BABE ALERT. 10/10

P.S.
A marvel corset? WHAAAAAT?

Reblogged from pyramidslayer
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


Yay puns!

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Yay puns!

(via thehipsterthatneverwas)